Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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