I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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