Heybabeimwearingurpanties
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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