Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Do you still have your period?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Randomize
