I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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