I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ugly people sure do ruin things
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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