Christians are straight up FREAKS
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
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i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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