For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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