I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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