Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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