You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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