I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize