Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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