is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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