that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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