i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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