Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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