i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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