Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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