return my video game
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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