I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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