im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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