Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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