Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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