Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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