i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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