Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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