Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
do nipples grow back?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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