physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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