Your tits are I can't wait for
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Damn victory sex feels great
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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