what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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