But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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