we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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