Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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