used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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