I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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