escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Everclear isn't food dammit
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Randomize