Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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