btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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