that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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