sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
