What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just want to make out with him forever
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