i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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