what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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