yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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