we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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