Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I don't think brook has ever known best
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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