so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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