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I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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