Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Hippo gnu deer
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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