He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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