Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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