Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I am naked and annoyed.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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