There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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