summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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